Get the fuck out my face, Pitbull


My favorite thing about being an archer in Skyrim is when the slow motion kill cam follows the arrow and you get to sit back and watch as it just absolutely misses the target.  

Sometimes when I get frustrated I just write a bunch of haikus about it

Daniele is on the receiving end of those tonight

What the FUCK do you mean I can’t use an egg in my Trainer PR video?

It’s really weird to not have an electric type

Like, I’m gonna teach Thunderbolt to Aurorus

But it’s still hecka weird


people that call you by just your last name

  • gym teachers/coaches
  • someone that wants to challenge you to a battle to the death

"Aubrey, I can’t decide on how to round out my team."
"Do you want me to make you a chart?"
"A chart. It can help you. I have lots of them."
"No, that’s o-"
"Just give me your computer, I’m gonna make you a chart."

This is what you’re missing if you haven’t added me on snapchat

There is no time for whistles