Pokémon:Xerneas has been transferred to Box 12.
Pokémon:Add Xerneas to your party from the PC?
Player:No.
Pokémon:BRUH.

My favorite part about Pokémon X so far is the long, winding hallway before Xerneas

Like there’s literally no point to the hallway being that ridiculous

No other doors

No connected passageways

Just a shitty floor plan

dan-mcneely:

butt-floozy:

DOES ANYONE HAVE THAT IMAGE OF BATTER SAYING “Don’t do that.” BECAUSE I CAN NOT FOR THE FUCKING LIFE OF ME FIND IT

I DONT BUT I HAVE THIS

ARIA CONTINUES TO BE THE GREATEST PERSON ON THIS WHOLE WEBSITE

iamnotamuffin:

butt-floozy:

DOES ANYONE HAVE THAT IMAGE OF BATTER SAYING “Don’t do that.” BECAUSE I CAN NOT FOR THE FUCKING LIFE OF ME FIND IT

this one? c:

You may not be a muffin

But you are a Life Saver

DOES ANYONE HAVE THAT IMAGE OF BATTER SAYING “Don’t do that.” BECAUSE I CAN NOT FOR THE FUCKING LIFE OF ME FIND IT

#dang

dan-mcneely:

not gonna write up a big sob story explanation for you, but right now my dumb butt is very unemployed and very far from home and could totally doodle a couple things between interviews to feel like im doing SOMEthing you know?

this is my first time actually going through with this kinda thing so how about $5 for a ~500px doodle or ~500 words about whatever you like. i’ll do basically anything that doesnt involve anything illegal and would totally work with you on a price if you wanted something bigger from me for some reason. i’ll open up 5 slots at a time and see where it goes, send an ask if youre interested!

  1.  DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS BULLSHIT FOR A REAL BIG NERD
  2.  DAIRY GIFT
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Get the fuck out my face, Pitbull

noobalert:

My favorite thing about being an archer in Skyrim is when the slow motion kill cam follows the arrow and you get to sit back and watch as it just absolutely misses the target.  

Sometimes when I get frustrated I just write a bunch of haikus about it

Daniele is on the receiving end of those tonight