When someone asks you to get together and you really want to but you have a PRIOR COMMITMENT
I wonder if the debate on who started “caw caw motherfucker” is still going on between the Homestuck fandom and the Avengers fandom
if u ever screenshot another one of my ugly snapchat faces i will come to your house, unstaple your testicles and torque them myself you little shit
Oh, you mean like this one?
Or this one?
Three large pancakes, two eggs, plus a plate of hash browns later and I’m still hungry
I literally just sent someone a 14-text-long message that started with the words “long story short”